redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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