okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
im six kinds of drunk right now
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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