so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
We smell like vodka and hangover
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