nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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