come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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