Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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