Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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