why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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