And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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