it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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