He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Randomize
