Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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