So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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