You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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