sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Randomize
