fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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