I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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