Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Houston, we have a squirter
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
