Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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