I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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