I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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