Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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