office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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