You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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