I faked an abortion last night.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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