worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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