i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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