I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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