Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
false alarm. still invincible.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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