I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
please don't ironically join a cult
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