I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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