sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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