The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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