Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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