i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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