normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I think my moral compass just broke
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