Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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