Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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