Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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