If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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