i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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