My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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