No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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