New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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