what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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