what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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