Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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