I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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