Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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