3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
